lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears


bongdonurie:

don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life


flash 9 is required to suck my dick

(Source: 6yr)


ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money


dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk


yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image


unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 


edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”


akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 


chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000)