bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*

(Source: heteroh)


meladoodle:

a gravestone that reads “BELOVED MILF, WIFE, DAUGHTER”

(Source: meladoodle)


hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises


precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage


tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins



lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow


plaidstockings:

I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”

(Source: stilinstilinski)


sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”


idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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