don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"
uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue?
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”